The left was born

The dear leftists, always going crook on the forces of good defending themselves against the forces of evil; with a smugness of perceived greater understanding. The tree of the knowledge of good and evil on the left thinks it has obtained greater knowledge then the tree of life. Actually it's all just smoke and mirrors, half truths and craftiness. Just a few thousand years ago the serpent was perving on Eve, dreaming about the future. All pissed off at God's warmongering desire to not kill himself. He started sniggering at God and Eve went along with him without even blinking. Eureka, the left was born.