Eve's advice:- to the left. March!

Ugo Chaves, Venezuela's bloated socialist personification of the god of sniggering, said that he thought Jesus was the first socialist. I'll respect that and say Eve was the first socialist. One day the serpent was lying around studying and perving on Eve. The serpent realized that he had a connection with eve; he might do a bit of sniggering at the Great Lord God Almighty. Ulrika! he was right, he found man's weakness. Rather then choosing freedom and turn ever so slightly to God and say "who is this that doesn't like our God" she accepted snigering tyranny and believed his views about God and decided to partake of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. She became inspired by the intellectual greatness of appeasement; a belief that all should surrender to the accuser. He convinced her to mistrust the intentions of those on the side of upfront honest openness, and give those on the side of finger pointing, criticizing, whispering and accusing the benefit of a doubt.

Satan's first recruit, Eveology, shared in his belief system that others should give up accept him. On that little walk through the garden towards the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, Eve was convinced to herself that a snake is right: - God is a lying basted, just trying to keep us from being better humans, wiser, superior creatures who give up and demand others do to. She gave the fruit to Adam, and then all that needed to be done was to eat and teach God the truth about why He should reduce in size and die.

When they ate of the fruit the full cycle of deaths strategy must have raced through there newly furnished self-righteous minds. "My superiority as a human being, far and above all others means a couple of forgone conclusions. My understanding and compassion is so great, I have the ability to understand and have compassion even on the least deserving, the poor bloodthirsty murderer. My superior levels of forgiveness can forgive the murderer. My fantastic levels of humility reveal that in fact we are no worse them him, if only he would have been loved more. I understand the nature of life, it's not his fault, it's our evil society. Punishing him would continue the cycle of violence; the only way to end hatred and murder is though love. All the world need is love. Now let’s stop believing evil exists and take responsibility. I demand others take on my superior lazy opinions and put down there weapons, only then will we stop antagonizing our better half to violence. All who stand in our way must be destroyed so love can reign. The blood will flow, but only for the greater good of a perfect society. Unfortunately freedom and its defenders must also go so peace can rule with an iron fist, and that means you to Israel."

Then God will have to come back and defend Israel himself, and it will end.