"Hello"

If i was to ask what religion I should go for there would be a few prerequisites. It would have to be nothing like the others, captivating me with an infinitely large new idea i've never heared before. Ultimate truth can't be a few minuets longer in group study time.

It would have to be considered by those stuck up stiff shirted nerds as prosperous, silly, and absurd.

It would have to be demanding. How demanding? It would have to demand that i live and stop thinking about how bad i am.

And maybe, just maybe, if the wind is blowing in the right direction, and the tea leaves aren't swearing; it would have to be a religion that thinks it's fantastic to barge in and say "Hello, lets have a conversation."